Tirzepatide Test Garment — No Mustache
Tirzepatide Test Garment — No Mustache
An authentic reproduction of a promotional T-shirt for a pharmaceutical marketing campaign that could not possibly have existed when it supposedly ran.
The Institute's Flower Division was apparently test-marketing tirzepatide in the 1970s, several decades before anyone else got around to it.
Tirzepatide is the active ingredient in Eli Lilly's Zepbound™ and Mounjaro™. Radburn denies any association with Eli Lilly and will make no further comment on the matter.
GARMENT SPECIFICATIONS
Gildan Softstyle 64000 unisex T-shirt.
Lightweight, ring-spun cotton fabric: 153 g/m² (4.5 oz/yd²).
Classic fit with crew neckline.
Ribbed collar, taped shoulders and tear-away label.
FIBRE COMPOSITION
Solid colours: 100% cotton.
Sport Grey and Antique colours: 90% cotton, 10% polyester.
Heather colours: 35% cotton, 65% polyester.
Graphite Heather: 50% cotton, 50% polyester.
CARE & MAINTENANCE
Machine wash at 30°C (86°F) or below, inside out, with similar colours.
Do not bleach.
Tumble dry on low heat or air dry.
Iron on low heat, inside out. Do not iron directly over the printed artwork.
Do not dry clean.
Repeated laundering may produce signs of ordinary human activity. This is not considered a research anomaly.
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Heirloom quality
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